Thursday, June 6, 2013

Resume'

scott :did you check out the resume?
me : yeah dude.. i just adjusted it so its me now.

me : now i can take over the world.
scott: hahaha
me : twice.
scott : okay
me : resumes are so gay.. i should just be able to walk into a place with that song.. redemption on the tupac cd playing.. and say..
look bitches.. im taking this job.

scott : hahaha
scott : that's great
me : and then they'll say.. ok mr garibay.. put the guns down..

me : and then ill stick my face in a hill of coke and shoot everyone
scott : they're talkin bout guns like you ain't got none
me : exactly .. im glad someone understands

scott : haha
scott : thug life bitch

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